hermione + text posts
literally me during any situation that is slightly emotional (via tommypickles)
- east coasters: i drove through 17 states on the way to work
- west coasters: i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land
I DIDN’T MEAN IT
what’s the difference between a lawyer and a mango? lots of things! i love to make jokes
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Fact: 17% of all shark attacks are actually hedgehogs pretending to be said sharks.
Well then, let me show you, because that’s what I do for a living.
Right now, it’s this time of the year, and the little ones have just freshly hatched:
You’ll notice they’re still blind and naked when they hatch. So I make them little coats to keep them warm…
that’s it. that’s the whole show