theanti90smovement:

very small dog? puppy

very big dog? puppy

very young dog? puppy

very old dog? puppy

puppy? puppy




my-halloween-romance:

So my mom got a new tattoo today



laughter-everyday:

unamusedsloth:

NYPD escorting a raccoon out of a beauty salon

"GROOT HELP ME YOU FUCKING TWIG"


onlylolgifs:

baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive




sarakobus:

Had this cutie at work tonight. He just learned how to pick up his ears 😍




vamellope:

the general public is a truly amazing category of human beings






I’m not going to compromise the happiness and independence that I found just for just anybody. The idea of a date gives me a partial panic attack. It includes 40 paparazzi camera shooting through windows at us, that’s not relaxing or alluring for me. That makes me want to crawl under the couch and hide! But I’m fine! I have two cats. That’s all I need.”

(Source: lightsglisten)



cassieblack:

arineat:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"Wanna bet?"

"Scared, Potter?"



co-ver:

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house




corgiaddict:

twosillycorgis:

We wear bow ties with corgis on them because we ARE corgis! Duh

teeny tiny corgi bowties! OMG




(Source: southernsnowdogs)





feat:

”you have already seen that band so you don’t need to go to their concert again” no u don’t understand